If you both are comfortable, at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, You are not a married couple.
Doctor ~ Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, Sorry...
Santa ~ Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai,Nikaal Lenge Ye 2 Din Bhi Jaise Taise
Husband's sms to wife -
"Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. You're great"
Wife replied - Laga liya chautha peg